harmalade:

want to call someone a mean name but don’t want to use a slur? here are some non-oppressive things to call someone you don’t like

  • underboob sweat
  • scleral tattoo
  • subterranean nostril zit
  • sloshing bag of shitwater
  • off-brand cola aftertaste
  • Dan Savage
  • lichen on the antlers of satan

I identify as Dan Savage and this offends me

yes, please

yes, please

Jennifer Lawrence Makes Great First Impressions

I fucking LOVE how insane this girl is

She just makes perfect sense always

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frozenfoods:

i am very nervous for 2013 because 2+0+1+3= 7 and do you know how many nipples hitler would have if he had 5 more???

thats right 7

this math is so wrong it offends me

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whtev-r: Siri being a sarcastic bitch

whtev-r:

Siri being a sarcastic bitch

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chernobyl:

Better Names For Things.

image

I’d rather be a land angel :3

I

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nunderwater:

aw shit get it wednesday

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smaugstit: grilledspaghetti: my favorite flavor how did you take the picture my first question is also how did you take that picture

smaugstit:

grilledspaghetti:

my favorite flavor

how did you take the picture

my first question is also how did you take that picture

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This is an online community for people who hate cilantro.

idk if they need jesus or just need to get laid

but

while you are there check out the haiku section

lookatthisfuckinghipster: “I usually sit here in the morning and think about how I went to college.”

lookatthisfuckinghipster:

“I usually sit here in the morning and think about how I went to college.”

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